You would have noticed him in the same way one notices a person farting loudly in the elevator, just not “noticed” in the sense of finding him appealing (one would hope).
This is the only thing that can possibly explain the popularity of guys who look like they came off Jersey Shore. The women HAVE to just be going “MUSCLES! MUSCLES! MUSCLES!” and totally ignore the face, personality, hair, etc, etc. ;D
In other news, appearance and physical strength aren’t everything, but they certainly help.
Less about getting women’s attention, more about fulfilling instincts and competing with other males. Yelling about instinct is about as rational as being in as snit about how blue the sky is.
Now he notices her…
Well, I have to say that I probably wouldn’t have noticed the rude jerk who pushed the guy out of the way…then again, I don’t tend to notice guys.
You would have noticed him in the same way one notices a person farting loudly in the elevator, just not “noticed” in the sense of finding him appealing (one would hope).
Captain Magnum is terrifying…
Now I wonder how she would look in a Gyno-Star costume.
If he looked like Captain Magnum, the first thing that Gyno-Star would notice would be his freakishly tiny head.
It kind of puts me in mind of a zit about to be popped.
This is the only thing that can possibly explain the popularity of guys who look like they came off Jersey Shore. The women HAVE to just be going “MUSCLES! MUSCLES! MUSCLES!” and totally ignore the face, personality, hair, etc, etc. ;D
In other news, appearance and physical strength aren’t everything, but they certainly help.
Less about getting women’s attention, more about fulfilling instincts and competing with other males. Yelling about instinct is about as rational as being in as snit about how blue the sky is.
Little does he know that Captain Magnum only looks that way because he’s stuffing his costume with latex condoms! 😛
I like this sudden turn to everyday people.
Did Captain Magnum get his neck bitten off by a radioactive muscle?
LOL!
I’d say that Cpt. Magnum was probably drawn by Rob Liefeld, but he doesn’t have enough pouches, guns, or general 90sness.
Or pencil thin shins
Brains don’t show up too well. Not a lot of call for brains it seems in our culture.
I just clicked in from Grrl Power. Tri-Star man really defines clueless. 🙂