Heh… life insurance companies DO have medical testing facilities (or else they outsource the lab work to a private company). It’s for their underwriting purposes. When you do that swab on the inside of your cheek, that’s sent off to a lab to test to see if you have any detectable illnesses or diseases that might increase your odds of dying early. If so, they will either charge you a lot more, or refuse to insure you altogether.
Remember, a life insurance company wants you to life forever, so you can keep paying your premiums every month! If you live to be 90 they’ll have made 100s of thousands of dollars profit off of you even if they pay out the full benefit. If you die in your first few years they usually claim insurance fraud and tell your survivors to go @#$% themselves.
The Milton Friedman Mark VII Conscience Annihiliator? Beautiful. I’m really enjoying this story arc (the first I’ve read of Gyno-Star).
Thanks! I had fun with this one.
Sounds like they force-fed the bunnies Ayd Ryan’s shit all right.
Milton Friedman and fascist Chile. Look it up in the 1970’s. Free economy terrorized people.
Heh… life insurance companies DO have medical testing facilities (or else they outsource the lab work to a private company). It’s for their underwriting purposes. When you do that swab on the inside of your cheek, that’s sent off to a lab to test to see if you have any detectable illnesses or diseases that might increase your odds of dying early. If so, they will either charge you a lot more, or refuse to insure you altogether.
Remember, a life insurance company wants you to life forever, so you can keep paying your premiums every month! If you live to be 90 they’ll have made 100s of thousands of dollars profit off of you even if they pay out the full benefit. If you die in your first few years they usually claim insurance fraud and tell your survivors to go @#$% themselves.
Don’t rabbits already kill and eat the weakest ones, in stressful situations?
I mean, guinea pig mothers have to be separated from their children immediately, or they’ll eat their heads off.
Fuzzy, cute animals tend to be rather cruel and vicious sometimes.