Episode 356: It Ain’t Over ‘Til It’s Over
on April 24, 2017
and modified on July 6, 2018.
Some shit never goes away.
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Is it time for my aria?
Haha, unfortunately not yet…
Maybe they can put them in a glass cage and bury it? In concrete? XD
Bury them in the Yucca Mountain waste storage facility
They’re just letting it leave!? What kind of sense does that make? Destroy that nasty shit.
How, exactly? Flame makes it spawn, direct physical attacks (like punches and kicks) do nothing, and it brings up a cognitive shield when beamed with the enlightening ray. Plus, it can eat people to turn them to its point of view, and trying to squish its spawn turns you into its mouthpiece (until you get hit with the enlightening ray). Hitting its spawn with an enlightening ray turns them into sparkly clouds that are, shall we say, less than helpful.
We’ve seen that this approach weakens it, but we don’t know if it would actually destroy it. And the Social Justice League still has to deal with the Base’s spawn…and possibly the conservative hero team that the Base consumed and spat out, if they’re still around.
Lady Obvious and Doctrench have good ideas. Given what you’ve stated of its abilities, letting it run around loose is not a good idea.
I’ll grant you that, certainly. I’m quite certain this isn’t the last they’ve seen of the Base. I’m just saying that they have, um, other shit to deal with as well, that isn’t currently in full retreat.
This is a really good summary!
Thank you! 🙂 Though…thinking about it…we only saw the spawn get hit while it was turning Gyno-Star into full-on “white working class.” We don’t know what would happen if a spawn got hit while it was just sitting there and didn’t have the Base around to protect it with the cognitive shield. (Sometimes I get overly detail-oriented; for me, it’s both a hobby hazard and professional hazard).
I say lock it in an room on independent ventilation, get it stoned and make it watch Bob Ross videos all day. That should work, right?
I like the way you think. *paints some happy little trees next to the blissed-out pile of poop to talk to*
Heh, it’s worth a try, and I’d like to see that! Don’t even know if it CAN get stoned, but hey, worth a try, right?
If it objects to getting stoned, just tell it you are testing the strength of the marijuana, just like the cops do.
Hate and fear are fragile? Tell me, do, which side precisely is resorting to violence and threats of violence to deny speech?
They are emotionally fragile, not necessarily physically fragile.
LOL I’ll let this bullshit comment stand, but I have a zero tolerance policy for trolling, so if you wish to continue debating with people you’ll have to take it elsewhere, Tony.
Just keep hurting it’s feelings…the few it has. Mind, sometimes that gets you in time out. 🙂