My response would be “‘slut?’ That’s the best you’ve got you over-the-hill blonde harpy. How soon until your husband leaves you for the next trophy wife? A day? You’re just jealous because I look younger and better than you.”
Then again…I’ve never been good at these kinds of fights.
Don’t see DJ as a slut, but I can see why he mentioned the cankles. She’s probably just jealous gays don’t like her enough to give her some (much needed) fashion advice and he probably has (way) more guys drooling over him.
My response would be “‘slut?’ That’s the best you’ve got you over-the-hill blonde harpy. How soon until your husband leaves you for the next trophy wife? A day? You’re just jealous because I look younger and better than you.”
Then again…I’ve never been good at these kinds of fights.
storm-cation has allowed me to finally get caught up on my gyno-star! Love the sarcastic talking roomba 🙂
I hope the talking robot vacuum joins Team Gyno-star after this is all over.
This.
So many weird sentences in this comic.
Don’t see DJ as a slut, but I can see why he mentioned the cankles. She’s probably just jealous gays don’t like her enough to give her some (much needed) fashion advice and he probably has (way) more guys drooling over him.
Damn, I wish I had half their bitch power. I’d be UNSTOPPABLE!
Tsk tsk tsk. Slut shaming is wrong, Mrs. Sorority Blonde.
I think I could read an entire comic series of just this…
Do they sell those talking Roombas at Target?
Not in Canada. Or at least not for long since Target just went under up here
The roombot reminds me of Stan Lee’s snarky narration in the Brand Ecchs comic books.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA